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    Bernie Madoff → Wise1: Wise1, it's better to write to "admin" user about your submissions. There one of the moderators who reviewed you submissions will answer you why they were rejected. Most 2 common reasons for rejections are - old content (that's been around on th...  moreWise1, it's better to write to "admin" user about your submissions. There one of the moderators who reviewed you submissions will answer you why they were rejected. Most 2 common reasons for rejections are - old content (that's been around on the net for a while), and Not Safe For Work content.  
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    Bernie Madoff → Lorraine: Wooo Hoooo, Lorrrrrraine! You made it! Welcome to the new playground! :) Take care and stay safe in that Hurricane!
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    Bernie Madoff commented on 4Jimbo's video: He is freaking amazing and funny as hell!
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  • Eggsellent!

    Posted October 1, 2011 in Food & Drink - 380 views - 13 total answers

  • Earthquake Detection Service

    Posted August 23, 2011 in Miscellaneous - 399 views - 12 total answers

  • Explain This

    Posted July 13, 2011 in Society & Culture - 423 views - 18 total answers

  • Elvis vs Muhammad Ali

    Posted July 12, 2011 in Celebrities - 471 views - 14 total answers

  • Explain This

    Posted July 7, 2011 in Relationships & Family - 582 views - 16 total answers

  • What were your household rules when you were growing up and what have those rules taught you?

    Posted July 4, 2011 in Society & Culture - 821 views - 16 total answers

  • If you could ask President Obama one question, what would you ask him and why?

    Posted July 2, 2011 in Politics & Government - 449 views - 8 total answers

  • So Justin Timberlake and his partners bought MySpace, your thoughts?

    Posted July 1, 2011 in Computers & Internet - 383 views - 12 total answers

  • Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

    Posted July 1, 2011 in Money - 761 views - 17 total answers

  • Explain This

    Posted June 28, 2011 in Computers & Internet - 428 views - 13 total answers

  • How is a plane de-iced?

    Posted June 28, 2011 in Cars & Transportation - 274 views - 7 total answers

  • Why are you supposed to eat chicken soup when you are sick?

    Posted June 28, 2011 in Health - 508 views - 6 total answers

  • Explain this

    Posted June 27, 2011 in Celebrities - 480 views - 14 total answers

  • How did the dunce cap originate?

    Posted June 27, 2011 in Arts & Humanities - 688 views - 10 total answers

  • What causes the dark circles under your eyes? Is it lack of sleep?

    Posted June 27, 2011 in Health - 602 views - 16 total answers

  • Pancake Friday

    Posted June 25, 2011 in Food & Drink - 425 views - 13 total answers

  • How are Social Security numbers generated? Are they recycled?

    Posted June 25, 2011 in Politics & Government - 756 views - 11 total answers

  • Why are the letters on the keyboard arranged the way they are?

    Posted June 25, 2011 in Computers & Internet - 1214 views - 12 total answers

  • Hold It!

    Posted June 24, 2011 in Society & Culture - 446 views - 14 total answers

  • What is the longest muscle in the human body?

    Posted June 24, 2011 in Health - 695 views - 9 total answers

  • What's in turkey meat that makes you sleepy?

    Posted June 24, 2011 in Health - 468 views - 7 total answers

  • Size matters?

    Posted June 21, 2011 in Sports - 442 views - 11 total answers

  • Urban Fishing

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  • How did London's Scotland Yard get its name?

    Posted June 20, 2011 in Society & Culture - 850 views - 10 total answers

  • How is dyslexia treated?

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  • Chinese Takeaway

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  • How are drinks carbonated?

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  • Where was the first U.S. post office located?

    Posted June 19, 2011 in Education & Reference - 1046 views - 13 total answers

  • Why is a wabbit's foot considered lucky?

    Posted June 18, 2011 in Society & Culture - 435 views - 11 total answers

  • How do they calculate the average cost of living in the USA?

    Posted June 18, 2011 in Politics & Government - 311 views - 8 total answers

  • Upgrades?

    Posted June 18, 2011 in Computers & Internet - 388 views - 10 total answers

  • What REALLY took Frank so long to get here?

    Posted June 17, 2011 in Society & Culture - 447 views - 12 total answers

  • Who was the last man on the moon?

    Posted June 16, 2011 in Vacations & Travel - 524 views - 10 total answers

  • Sheep tunnels

    Posted June 16, 2011 in Pets & Animals - 558 views - 15 total answers

  • How was plastic invented?

    Posted June 16, 2011 in Science - 975 views - 6 total answers

  • Explain this

    Posted June 15, 2011 in Cars & Transportation - 569 views - 16 total answers

  • Corn from Texas?

    Posted June 14, 2011 in Food & Drink - 518 views - 12 total answers

  • How did the jack-o'-lantern originate?

    Posted June 14, 2011 in Holidays - 968 views - 6 total answers

  • Which was invented first -- the telephone or the light bulb?

    Posted June 14, 2011 in Consumer Electronics - 2080 views - 8 total answers

  • Street Contortionist

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  • He tied up everyone before placing the book on the floor. (Serious answer: he placed the book in ...

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  • I smoked for a year. Took me 3 months to quit blowing smoke up people's asses...

    Posted August 1, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Under the mountin' bulls

    Posted July 28, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Do all male strippers wear diapers these days?

    Posted July 25, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Yes, I would do her "butt double"

    Posted July 24, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • ... I'd better make love for some time

    Posted July 21, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • It's only natural: wet farts are the worst

    Posted July 21, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • A LOUD FART!

    Posted July 12, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Dogs and women are pretty much the same. Both get crazy happy when you show them a bone

    Posted July 12, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • It's really magical, because If you multiply it by 3 you'll get even more magical number 69

    Posted July 7, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Not if the hard drive goes microsoft...

    Posted July 1, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • I think I just did... when I was typing a stranswer to this question...

    Posted July 1, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Not sure about my soul but here's my spirit fly:

    Posted June 30, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Yes, there's a history of mental problems in my family...

    Posted June 28, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Money

    Posted June 25, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • I guess I am similar to Salis, because what drives me sane is a nice glass of wine with some ass in ...

    Posted June 25, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Strong winds are usually caused by bad diet...

    Posted June 24, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Yes. It's important to pull out on time.

    Posted June 23, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • From laziness. All the inventors were lazy bastards to do things the usual way...

    Posted June 21, 2011 - Votes: +1, -0

  • Not more illegal than to have your cake and eat it...

    Posted June 21, 2011 - Votes: +1, -0

  • Might as well... though it'd be harder for android to do a simulation than for a good wife...

    Posted June 21, 2011 - Votes: +1, -0

  • Men can be trusted to take a pill but not to swallow it

    Posted June 20, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Neigh-borhood

    Posted June 19, 2011 - Votes: +3, -0

  • I've got "it". And now I'm waiting for a sequel.

    Posted June 18, 2011 - Votes: +3, -0

  • This process even received a scientific term - walliposuction

    Posted June 16, 2011 - Votes: +1, -0

  • I would also choose world piece. Then I would sell it.

    Posted June 15, 2011 - Votes: +4, -0

  • Literally PLAYING soccer!

    Posted June 15, 2011 - Votes: +6, -0

  • This new weapon must be the best thing since sliced bread.

    Posted June 14, 2011 - Votes: +3, -0

  • I think the building landscapers confused manners with manures... Their manners must stink too!

    Posted June 13, 2011 - Votes: +3, -0

  • Definitely TO BEE!

    Posted June 13, 2011 - Votes: +4, -1

  • They take the seeds from the normal grapes and melons, thus making the grapes and melons "seedless".

    Posted June 11, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Not fair, but everyone would become a walking zombie if they did not sleep the 30% of their lives!

    Posted June 11, 2011 - Votes: +1, -0

  • Not only can you make candles out of your earwax, but you cal also make a bust of yourself. This way...

    Posted June 8, 2011 - Votes: +2, -0

  • Only if you plan to have a romantic dinner by the candlelight.

    Posted June 8, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • It's not true that frogs never turn into Princesses when kissed. In fact, kissed frogs turn ONLY int...

    Posted June 7, 2011 - Votes: +0, -0

  • Oh boy, in a rush I have read it as "Do you really get warts if a friend pees on you?"

    Posted June 7, 2011 - Votes: +2, -0

  • Driving Miss Geezer

    Posted June 6, 2011 - Votes: +2, -0

  • Happens every time when I have to delete some horrible question from a noob.

    Posted June 5, 2011 - Votes: +2, -0

  • Weed stays green because it's taken good care of, by the dealers.

    Posted June 5, 2011 - Votes: +4, -0

  • It does look like a birdy, but only from a bird distance

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  • July 22, 2011 5:57:35 PM EDT
    in the topic Daily Chat section is now OPEN! (aka TG forum recreation!) in the forum Site News

    OK, the daily chat section is officially OPENED! Just click the new "Daily Chat" link on the menu in the left column of the homepage. It's right above the "Forum" link now.

    You can also get there by clicking this link: http://www.strangeanswer.com/dailyforum

    See you there, gang!

  • July 22, 2011 5:54:15 PM EDT
    in the topic Chit-Chat for the week, July 18th-July 24th in the forum General Chat

    OK, the daily chat section is officially OPENED! Just click the new "Daily Chat" link on the menu in the left column of the homepage. It's right above the "Forum" link now.

    You can also get there by clicking this link: http://www.strangeanswer.com/dailyforum

    See you there, gang!

    This post was edited by Bernie Madoff at July 22, 2011 5:54:15 PM EDT
  • July 22, 2011 5:52:35 PM EDT
    in the topic Chit-Chat for the week, July 18th-July 24th in the forum General Chat
    Frank, mighty great to see you here again! We were worrying about you! Hope the ribs are healing fast for you, big boy, and don't do too much laughing to hurt them :)
  • July 21, 2011 3:00:30 PM EDT
    in the topic Chit-Chat for the week, July 18th-July 24th in the forum General Chat
    Gang, we did the TG-like forum, but need another day to tweak the design - it looks a bit messy now :) But it's well worth the wait, trust me. You're gonna love it! :)
  • July 21, 2011 4:36:42 AM EDT
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    Happy Birthday, Becky!
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