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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers.  The body of wisdom that advises us to look before we leap is the same one that warns us that if we hesitate, we are lost.
    • July 23, 2011
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    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Clutter is the poetry of our homes.  It is an intimate view that is not perfect, a few dishes in the sink, books next to the bed.  Everything in its place may give satisfaction, but a lived-in room exudes comfort and warmth.
    • July 23, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    THIS DAY IN HISTORY     1903:  First Ford Model A delivered to buyer   On this day in 1903, Dr. Ernst Pfenning of Chicago became the first owner of the Ford Model A, a two-cylinder beauty whose cousin, the Model T, would ma...  moreTHIS DAY IN HISTORY     1903:  First Ford Model A delivered to buyer   On this day in 1903, Dr. Ernst Pfenning of Chicago became the first owner of the Ford Model A, a two-cylinder beauty whose cousin, the Model T, would make Ford the nation's largest carmaker.  Henry Ford and Alexander Malcomson, a Detroit coal merchant, collaborated on the Model A, designed chiefly by C. Harold Willis.  Ford's company grew quickly after releasing the Model A.  It would the later Model T. however, that made a car affordable for many Americans.  less
    • July 23, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Bad weather meant I was  stuck overnight at Pearson International Airport.  Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or "chit."  That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashie...  moreBad weather meant I was  stuck overnight at Pearson International Airport.  Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or "chit."  That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.   "Is this chit worth $10?" I asked.   Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, "I'm sorry, sir.  Was the meal that bad?"  
    • July 23, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and breathes computers.  I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day. "No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down."
    • July 23, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine posted a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Jokes for July 23rd
    I hate the idea of going under the knife.  So I was very upset when the doctor told me I needed a tonsillectomy.  Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission form.  I tried to respond to the questions, but I was so nervous I couldn...  moreI hate the idea of going under the knife.  So I was very upset when the doctor told me I needed a tonsillectomy.  Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission form.  I tried to respond to the questions, but I was so nervous I couldn't speak.  The nurse put down the form, took my hands in hers and said, "Don't worry.  This medical problem can easily be fixed, and it's not a dangerous procedure."   "You're right.  I'm being silly," I said, feeling relieved.  "Please continue."   "Good.  Now," the nurse went on, "do you have a living will"  less
    • July 23, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.  Know what happened?  I ate faster.
    • July 22, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    All food starting with "p" is comfort food:  pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, pizza, pastry.
    • July 22, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    THIS DAY IN HISTORY     1916:  Bombers attack Preparedness Day in San Francisco.   Ten people were killed and forty wounded when a bomb hidden in a suitcase went off on Market Street during a Preparedness Day parade.  ...  moreTHIS DAY IN HISTORY     1916:  Bombers attack Preparedness Day in San Francisco.   Ten people were killed and forty wounded when a bomb hidden in a suitcase went off on Market Street during a Preparedness Day parade.  A parade of 51,329 people were marching in support of America entering the war in Europe.  Many suspected that antiwar radicals, including antiwar labor radicals, were responsible for the bombing.  Police arrested labor leader Tom Mooney; his wife, Rena; his assistant, Warren K. Billings; and two others in the attack.  A jury convicted Mooney and Billings of first-degree murder.  In 1939, the governor-elect of the state pardoned Mooned and commuted Billing's sentence to time served after if became apparent they had been convicted by false testimony and perjury  less
    • July 22, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    A banker who was viewing a customer's farm pointed to a man in the barnyard and asked if he was a hired hand.  Aware that banks have a reputation for passing out impressive job titles, the farmer replied, "No, he's the second vice president in charge...  moreA banker who was viewing a customer's farm pointed to a man in the barnyard and asked if he was a hired hand.  Aware that banks have a reputation for passing out impressive job titles, the farmer replied, "No, he's the second vice president in charge of dairy cows."  
    • July 22, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    A minister playing golf saw a novice deep in a sand trap.  After hearing lots of profanity, the minister chided the novice.  He said that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language.  "Of course not!" yelled the man. ...  moreA minister playing golf saw a novice deep in a sand trap.  After hearing lots of profanity, the minister chided the novice.  He said that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language.  "Of course not!" yelled the man.  "What do they have to swear about?"  
    • July 22, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine posted a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Jokes July 22nd
    A journalist whose assignment was to interview Albert Einstein once asked him if he were able to return to earth for a second life, would he like to be a scientist once again?  Einstein emphatically stated, "No, I would be a plumber.  He makes m...  moreA journalist whose assignment was to interview Albert Einstein once asked him if he were able to return to earth for a second life, would he like to be a scientist once again?  Einstein emphatically stated, "No, I would be a plumber.  He makes more money than I do."  
    • July 22, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is superior.
    • July 21, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Hollywood:  a dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth,.
    • July 21, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    THIS DAY IN HISTORY    1944:  Hitler to Germany:  "I'm still alive"   On this day in 1944, after surviving a bomb blast meant to kill him, Adolf Hitler announced on the radio that he was still alive and that "accounts will ...  moreTHIS DAY IN HISTORY    1944:  Hitler to Germany:  "I'm still alive"   On this day in 1944, after surviving a bomb blast meant to kill him, Adolf Hitler announced on the radio that he was still alive and that "accounts will be settled."  The conspirators responsible for the assassination attempt had planned a coup d'état if they were successful.  Nazi officials arrested, tortured, and executed those who planned the assassination and Count Claus von Stauffenberg, who had planted the bomb in the room with Hitler, was shot dead that day by a pro-Hitler officer.  Hitler addressed Germany to allay fears of his death and show he was still in power.     less
    • July 21, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Four students walked in halfway through the Canadian history test my father was giving at the local community college.  "Sorry," they said, "We had a flat tire."   An understanding man, Dad said that if they could all answer just one question ...  moreFour students walked in halfway through the Canadian history test my father was giving at the local community college.  "Sorry," they said, "We had a flat tire."   An understanding man, Dad said that if they could all answer just one question correctly, he would give them each an "A" for the exam.  The students agreed.  So my father handed each one a piece of paper, placed them in four separate corners and said, "Write down which tire was flat."  
    • July 21, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    My husband Joe, is a police officer in a small town.  He receives many phone calls at home about his work and decided to get an answering machine to screen them, especially the threatening or harassing ones.   This is the greeting he prepared:...  moreMy husband Joe, is a police officer in a small town.  He receives many phone calls at home about his work and decided to get an answering machine to screen them, especially the threatening or harassing ones.   This is the greeting he prepared:  "You have have reached the home of a police officer.  You have the right to remain silent.  If you wish to give up this right, leave your message after the beep.  Anything you say can, and probably will, be held against you."   The phone calls became much friendlier.  less
    • July 21, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine posted a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Jokes for July 21st
    During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears.  Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation. " I apologize for crying so much.  I'm usually not such...  moreDuring our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears.  Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation. " I apologize for crying so much.  I'm usually not such a big boob."   The bishop rose to close the session and remarked, "That's okay.  We like big boobs."  
    • July 21, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    It takes strength of mind to throw out shoes that look terrible but feel good.
    • July 20, 2011
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  • Janine
    Janine replied to a topic in the forum Daily Jokes:
    Men don't care what's on TV.  They only care what else is on TV.   - Jerry Seinfeld -
    • July 20, 2011
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  • July 23, 2011 8:12:29 AM EDT
    in the topic Jokes for July 23rd in the forum Daily Jokes

    Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers.  The body of wisdom that advises us to look before we leap is the same one that warns us that if we hesitate, we are lost.

  • July 23, 2011 8:09:52 AM EDT
    in the topic Jokes for July 23rd in the forum Daily Jokes

    Clutter is the poetry of our homes.  It is an intimate view that is not perfect, a few dishes in the sink, books next to the bed.  Everything in its place may give satisfaction, but a lived-in room exudes comfort and warmth.

  • July 23, 2011 8:05:44 AM EDT
    in the topic Jokes for July 23rd in the forum Daily Jokes

    THIS DAY IN HISTORY     1903:  First Ford Model A delivered to buyer

     

    On this day in 1903, Dr. Ernst Pfenning of Chicago became the first owner of the Ford Model A, a two-cylinder beauty whose cousin, the Model T, would make Ford the nation's largest carmaker.  Henry Ford and Alexander Malcomson, a Detroit coal merchant, collaborated on the Model A, designed chiefly by C. Harold Willis.  Ford's company grew quickly after releasing the Model A.  It would the later Model T. however, that made a car affordable for many Americans.

  • July 23, 2011 8:01:34 AM EDT
    in the topic Jokes for July 23rd in the forum Daily Jokes

    Bad weather meant I was  stuck overnight at Pearson International Airport.  Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or "chit."  That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.

     

    "Is this chit worth $10?" I asked.

     

    Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, "I'm sorry, sir.  Was the meal that bad?"

  • July 23, 2011 7:57:33 AM EDT
    in the topic Jokes for July 23rd in the forum Daily Jokes

    My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and breathes computers.  I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day. "No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down."

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