Tag--you're it.
Posted 7 hours ago - Votes: +0, -0
The Hooterville World Guardian (Sam Drucker, editor and publisher).
Twenty hundredweight.
Burnt River HS added a basic wiring course to their vocational program this year.
What goes down....doesn't go very far.
Posted 8 hours ago - Votes: +0, -0
That the Confederacy lost the war. (Still a very unpopular theory in 1920's Tennessee).
Groundhog Day.
"Show and tell" got a little too graphic.
Posted Fri at 8:18 AM - Votes: +0, -0
Credit card companies (I guess that means banks, doesn't it?)
Posted Thu at 11:05 PM - Votes: +0, -0
A forgery.
Posted Thu at 10:57 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Are you kidding? My idea of taking care of flowers is not hitting them with the lawn mower.
Posted Wed at 9:13 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Yes, but, I just dropped a whole handful of mashed potatoes.
Posted Wed at 9:10 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Bird: "Go on, you big bag on wind. I knew you when you didn't have a pit to hiss in."
Posted Wed at 9:07 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Glad to see the Wizard of Oz found another job.
Posted Wed at 9:01 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Count Dracula's bathroom.
Posted Wed at 8:58 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Playmate? Actually, I think this case involved TART claims.
Posted Wed at 8:24 AM - Votes: +0, -0
"Heel!!! Heel!!!"
Posted Tue at 9:39 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Hey, look, Wewise. You now own oceanfront property.
Posted Tue at 9:36 PM - Votes: +0, -0
......and I wish to donate my body to science.
Posted Tue at 9:34 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come here not to bury Dumbo, but to praise him......
Posted Tue at 9:32 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Timmy and the other boys in Calverton were allowed to bring their dogs to school.
Posted Tue at 9:27 PM - Votes: +0, -0
The Martians who visited and declared it a lifeless planet.
Posted Mon at 10:20 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Other than listening to Bobby Goldsboro records and Richard Nixon speeches? LOL
Posted Mon at 10:16 PM - Votes: +0, -0
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Posted Mon at 10:11 PM - Votes: +0, -0
May I have Linda's? She's not very hungry.
Posted Mon at 10:08 PM - Votes: +0, -0
The Rothschilds
Posted Mon at 9:52 PM - Votes: +0, -0
Tomorrow's special sounds even better.
Posted May 13 - Votes: +0, -0
Well....you don't think people would buy Chairman Mao Ceramic Tile do you?
A nun playing the bagpipes.
Because if you slept standing up, you might hurt yourself when you fell over.
"Well at least brush my hair...I have a date tonight."
Fluffy's quick thinking managed to keep him off the menu for a few more days.
Some drug dealers have trouble sleeping at night.
Posted May 12 - Votes: +0, -0
I don't know the guys in front, but the blue dot was in the William Kennedy Smith trial a few years ...
Octomom.
Posted May 11 - Votes: +0, -0
Bashar al-Assad invites a Syrian protester in for informal discussions.
Cats see things differently too...as in "Lets go knock that off the shelf".
Even at Hogwarts, the students sneak out of the dorms at night.
Ours...after Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers get through buying it.
Caligula made his horse a Senator. We elect horse's asses to the Senate. Close enough.
Happy Birthday Becky
Happy National Day Linda.
WW, are you too cheap to pay one of the neighbors to mow your yard?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEWISE.