Posted by Louise (899 total points) about March 30, 2011 in Arts & Humanities - 394 views -
8 total answers. Status: closed. - Report
Because you carry it around with you for your whole life.
My full name is Steve Handle FLUGG.
Thats how they get ahold of me!
Cause people keep "axing" me stupid questions.
Because Addressee Unknown didn't quite cut it.
I'm very sensitive, and must be handled with care.
Nobody's ever referred me as a handle, but then I don't have a handle with life yet.
Because you didn't LIKE it when I guided you around, holding onto your pee-pee