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Why do politicians develop amnesia after election?

Posted by Louise (899 total points) about July 4, 2011 in Politics & Government - 564 views - 8 total answers. Status: closed. - Report

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    I generally develop amnesia after an erection, but that's because-- oh... eLection!!! (sorry)

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by Mzrpl (23435 total points) - Report
  • They don't develop amnesia after their election. They remember where the campaign contributions came from.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by FLUGG (37311 total points) - Report
  • They only forget the voters. They NEVER forget the special interests and contributors.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by vikendratnik (11027 total points) - Report
  • Because the voters want to beleave the lies. Voters love the lies. If a politician tells the right lies he gets elected. If he tells the whole truth he doesn't get so much as a second look. Voters are lazy, and gullible.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (19752 total points) - Report
    • Linda
      Linda Lies... guess what! My daughter's called: Lies.. That's the Flemish (Dutch) version of Lise. The "ie" in Lies is pronounced like th "i" in the German "Ich", immediately followed by s, so a short vowel... But in here, when I mention her, I always write Lis...  more
      July 4, 2011
  • Oh they have it LONG before that. It just worsens after elections.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report
    • sonata
      sonata At least YOUR speed-reading is superior to the course mzrpl took....
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  • They don't get amnesia after, they just lie b4hand.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by Kellie (253 total points) - Report
  • They do? I don't remember ever seeing any of that.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by SuzieQueue (194 total points) - Report
  • It's not amnesia; they just get caught up within their caucus.

    July 4, 2011
    Posted by captivate (2094 total points) - Report
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