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What did you tell your child when you flushed his Pet Fish ?

Posted by Louise (899 total points) about July 6, 2011 in Pets & Animals - 691 views - 13 total answers. Status: closed. - Report

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    Oooooh, I've got one! Tell him the fish was crying because he was lonely so you sent him out to the ocean where he could play with all the other fish. Good one, Pat!

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Pat (8453 total points) - Report

  • He's going to the Great Pond in the Sky !

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Wise1 (8771 total points) - Report

  • Guess what our cat had for dinner?

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by mc_alamo (11598 total points) - Report

  • "Look, Harry needed to go to the toilet, and... well... umm... things kinda got out of hand... SORRY!"

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by mzrpl (20085 total points) - Report

  • He was a "Drain Cleaning Fish" and it was time for him to go to work.

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report

  • ...see what happens when you don't clean your room?

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by FLUGG (29837 total points) - Report
    • mzrpl
      mzrpl My Mom would have loved you!!!
      July 6, 2011
    • FLUGG
      FLUGG Do we have the same mother?
      July 6, 2011

  • mmmm, ok, listen son, I KILLED YOUR FISH , here is 10 bucks !! DONE

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by salis2006 (293 total points) - Report

  • Our goldfish were given a decent burial in a tab box in the garden.....

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by alan (261 total points) - Report

  • Buy him another just like it! ♫You must remember this, A Fish is just a Fish!♫


    July 6, 2011
    Posted by tuxcladcat (5369 total points) - Report
    • 4Jimbo
      4Jimbo Ah yes... The toilet will always welcome dead fish..... As time goes by.
      July 6, 2011 - 2 like this

  • I just told her "that's the way it goes"...

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Kellie (253 total points) - Report

  • It all started when Mr Limpet (the fish) wanted to try that beautiful porcelain bowl... and it spiralled out of control after that!

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Pluto68 (15392 total points) - Report

  • I wouldn't do that but if I had I'd have found a way to blame Mr. Fong. Or his cat.

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Pat (8453 total points) - Report

  • Ours has been dead cats. The boys wanted to keep the surviors inside and safe. I told them cats wanted outside where they lived fast, lived free, and often died young. I then asked if they realy wanted to run a "puddy cat jail". We still have free cats. The boys realize that there is more to life than living safely forever.

    July 6, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (15826 total points) - Report
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