Posted by Louise (899 total points) about August 18, 2011 in Miscellaneous - 896 views -
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Read the instructions.
...then skydiving isn't for you.
you're about average.
Cry, cry, again....^^^^waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh^^^^Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Then screw it, it probably wasn't worth it anyway.
Let your wife give it a shot.
Blame the failure on someone else.
Then take a deep breath and sleep..:))
...You better not try Sky Diving!
...blame it on Bernie Madoff -- he screwed everyone.
Get someone else to try & if they succeed, write it down for next time.
Turn over and go to sleep....
...then you're probably not a bird. CHEW the seed instead of sucking. I highly recommend sunflower.
....you must have my job.
..... make sure that you load the gun!! here, let me fo it for you honey !!
Wait a century and a half and try again - Rick Perry