Posted by mzrpl (22471 total points) about September 8, 2011 in Food & Drink - 601 views -
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I know a fish who has a buddy who breathes like a human
With all that ice, I'd say he's a coldfish. BRRRRR.
Fish do NOT drink when they're out of water!!
Must be so. Otherwise people would not say that someone "drinks like a fish".
anything but Toilet Water. They get too frightened to drink if you put 'um in the toilet.
....mebbee I've had jush a liddle too mush?
The ones that are buddies of mine sure do!
Is this what a Mickey "FIN" looks like?
Don't poop where you eat. (or piss where you drink)
That fish is thinking: I don't wanna be drunk! Put the glass down before you get to me, please!
No, they don't have such manners...they gulp!
Only when they're thirsty.
Are you looking at me?????
Yes, and usually to excess. That's why they formed 'Fish Alcoholics Anonymous' and the spin off 'Total Sober Assh0les'.