Posted by Janine (1187 total points) about September 8, 2011 in Environment & Nature - 486 views -
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You're supposed to grow when you get older? Then how come I'm shrinking?
The only good thing about getting old is that it beats the alternative.
(This is a sarcastic answer, you know)
There's a "best" part...???
"Gimme my discount." But is it worth it.
It's easier to forget their birthdays and have a legiitimate excuse to say so.
Nothing. By the time I quit drinking, no one had carded me for years anyway.
The taste. Ask any drinker of vintage wine.
I'm not old enough to know yet.
You can say stupid crap and do stupid things and everyone will attribute it to your age!
If you hear of it, let me know, pls/thx. Nothing I've tried works or comes close. Even aged cheese turns me off. . . .