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Where do Red-headed babies come from?

Posted by budcheng (12046 total points) about November 8, 2011 in Pregnancy & Parenting - 923 views - 12 total answers. Status: closed. - Report

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    Red Headed babies come from rust, when you only have sex once a month.

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by budcheng (12046 total points) - Report
    • Pianolady
      Pianolady hahaha! then there must be a lot of poor deprived people out there! :-D
      November 8, 2011 - 2 like this
    • Wise1
      Wise1 Once a month isn't deprived....once every 2 or 3 years... maybe!!?? LOL
      November 8, 2011 - 1 likes this
    • Dave Cobb
      Dave Cobb "Something is Rotten in Denmark!!" I do say.
      November 12, 2011

  • From Hot Mamas

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by sonata (6089 total points) - Report

  • I think it was the Postman. He moved away after 2 ladies on our street had red headed babies.

    November 10, 2011
    Posted by Louise (899 total points) - Report

  • Well there,s bird, and then there's bees And when two people are in love bird's lay eggs I have no idea what the friggin bees have to do with this, the eggs hatch and-- ---um -- You realy should have a talk with your Mom or Dad.

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (15850 total points) - Report

  • DAMN THAT WABBIT!

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by Wise1 (8771 total points) - Report
    • Wabbit
      Wabbit I confess, I've been finding them out behind the woodpile. Just don't tell Sonata.
      November 8, 2011 - 2 like this

  • The same place all babies come from

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by Pluto68 (15418 total points) - Report
    • mzrpl
      mzrpl I've never seen a red-feathered stork, though...
      November 9, 2011 - 1 likes this
    • Pluto68
      Pluto68 apparently you never looked closely enough, in the right area mz. :)
      November 10, 2011 - 2 like this

  • They all come from Carrot Top and he must be stopped!

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by pcrdds (11105 total points) - Report

  • There's no such thing as red-headed babies. It's just gas.

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by FLUGG (29874 total points) - Report
    • Wise1
      Wise1 That's red-faced, silly!
      November 8, 2011

  • First of all, rule out the woodpile . . . .

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by sonata (6089 total points) - Report

  • They are born to women who had cravings for tomato juice and V8 juice when pregnant.

    November 8, 2011
    Posted by 4Jimbo (8762 total points) - Report
    • mc_alamo
      mc_alamo I used to crave for tomatoe soup.
      November 9, 2011

  • From Wal-Mart.

    November 9, 2011
    Posted by mzrpl (20108 total points) - Report

  • Bloody if I know.

    November 9, 2011
    Posted by mc_alamo (11621 total points) - Report
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