What's the difference between horns and antlers?

Who cares. I'm not gonna get close to either one.

Antlers fall off every year....Once horny ALWAYS horny!!

November 9, 2011

Posted by Wise1 (8771 total points) - Report

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Couldn't really tell you. Been Horny lots of times, but never been Antlery

November 9, 2011

Posted by 4Jimbo (8762 total points) - Report

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Hook-em Horns is much easier to yell than Adgitate=em Antlers

November 9, 2011

Posted by Dave Cobb (15827 total points) - Report

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Antlers can be found on deer. Horns can be found on cars.

November 9, 2011

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  Janine Antelopes have horns Flugg, they are permanent features on both sexes. Antlers are shed every year and are grown by males as a rule though the female reindeers and caribous, have them as well. You are quite an erudite man Mr. Flugg. Good for you

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  Wise1 What never ceases to amaze me is that Moose have antlers....can you imagine growing those huge things every year!!??

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Jews couldn't have a worship service with antlers.

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Posted by vikendratnik (11036 total points) - Report

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  MrsDK Except that it was a ram's horn.

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Antlers are more horny than horns. Size matters, apparently.

November 9, 2011

Posted by mzrpl (20088 total points) - Report

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Mzrpl has horns, not antlers.

Having read the previous answers, I guess if "Red Bull" makes me horny, maybe "Red Moose" would reverse the effect?

Not much of a difference if they both poked you in the butt.