Posted by Janine (1187 total points) about November 9, 2011 in Cars & Transportation - 487 views -
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His wife takes him. He's usually too drunk.
He takes his work home with him at night!
All of the snowplow drivers live in Texas where it never snows.
Your taxes bought him a Ski Jet to get to his job.
Snow shoes, skis, or shot from cannons.
Easily, since he's the one shoveling the snow.