Posted by Dave Cobb (15846 total points) about November 9, 2011 in Cars & Transportation - 428 views - 11 total answers. Status: closed. - Report
They stop a car & say Hi - Jack! I need a ride!
They... steal a car..??
They take a cab...literally!.
In some families, their Momma takes them.
With a bent coat-hanger...?
Hey, go check your garage! Your car could be gone.
I have Carlton, my limo driver take me.
Is thievery considered work?
They don't need to work, they just take whatever!
They steal a car to get there.
They call ACORN transportation who will be sure that you get to vote before they drop you off at your place of work.