Caption This!!
Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) about February 20 in Miscellaneous - 175 views - 13 total answers. Status: closed. - Report
When I hired you as my wedding photographer & asked for some sexy shots, I didn't mean that sexy.!
OOOHHHH!!! That's what you meant when you said "Tongue 'n Cheek"!
Some ex-boyfriends don't take rejection well.
Never mind me, dear. I'm just dusting for fingerprints.
I don't care if you are getting married, you're still wearing panties to your ceremony.
Damn, The lock to your chastity belt is rusted shut.
C'mon Girl! Get it together!!!!
You put your left foot in & your left foot out & your whole body in and your whole body out, you do the hookey pooky, well you get the idea.
"Give it a break, Rosie! Can't you see I'm STRAIGHT now!!!"
The Virgin Inspector!
Yes YES, that's it, now scratch it using your nails, puh-leeez!!!
Don't you dare pin the Garter Belt to my Thong undies!
Oh, if you slide your hand up a little further, I may have a happy ending.